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Crew Chief's...  this Bud's for you!

 

 

My hat is off to all the Crew Chief's that got me safely airborne every day...   THANKS!!!
Frame Description

  • Resilient Molded Black Plastic
  • White foil letters that are heat stamped on Raised Lettering.
  • Top and Bottom Attach Points
  • (Budweiser plate is not included)
  • Budweiser is a trademark of Anheiser Bush.  Thirsty Yet?

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The Crew Chief

A pompous minister was seated next to a Crew Chief on a Flight to Texas.   After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  The Crew Chief asked for a whiskey, which was brought and placed before him. The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink.

He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores than let liquor touch my lips."

The Crew Chief then handed his drink back to the attendant and said, "Me too.  I didn't know we had a choice."

 

The USAF Chief Master Sgt.

A MSgt, a TSgt and a Chief are off the flight line together for lunch.  While crossing a park they come upon an antique oil lamp.  They rub it and a Genie comes out in a puff of smoke.

The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so I'll give each of you just one."

"Me first!" Says the MSgt, "I want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat,
a beautiful woman at my side and not a care in the world." Poof! He's gone.

"Me next!" Says the TSgt. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and a beautiful woman."

Poof! He's gone.

You're next, the Genie says to the Chief.

The Chief says,  "I want those two back on the flight line right after lunch."

You Might Be A Crewchief If:

  1. You've ever slept on the concrete under a wing.

  2. You know what jet fuel tastes like.

  3. You have ever talked to your jet!

  4. You've ever used a grease pencil to fix an overworn tire.

  5. You've ever said "oh yes sir, it's supposed to look like that."

  6. You have ever said, "That NAV light burned out after launch!"

  7. You refer to a pilot as a "control stick actuator."

  8. You have ever pulled the gun switch while riding brakes.

  9. You've ever had your headset greased.

  10. You've heard "go get us some prop wash and a yard of flightline from support."

  11. You've ever considered a traditional Thanksgiving dinner to be a turkey sandwich in one hand and a 3/4" wrench in the other.

  12. You refer to your cars dashboard as the "glareshield"

  13. Little yellow ear plugs are all over your house.

  14. You know that you're the best Crew Chief in the USAF & your jet is the fleet's best!

  15. Used the "Pull Chocks" hand signal to tell your buddies it is time to leave the bar.

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