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Frame Description
Order Frame Now (Click here to order frames online & pay after arrival!) Q: How do you know if there is a fighter pilot at your party? A: He'll tell you. The only three things that a wingman should ever say:
The Old Air Force Fighter Pilot
He was a ragged looking old man who shuffled into the bar that afternoon.
Stinking of whiskey and cigarettes, his hands shook as he took the
"Piano Player Wanted" sign from the window and gave it to the bartender. "I'll take this job," he said. The barkeep wasn't too sure about this doubtful looking old guy, but it had been awhile since he had a player and business was falling off.
"What do you do?" he asked.
"I used to be a Air Force fighter pilot in Vietnam", was the answer. Now, really unsure, the barkeep decided to a least give him a try...he really needed more business. "The piano is over there...give it a go." The old man staggered his way over to the piano and several patrons snickered. But, by the time he was into the third bar of music, every voice was silenced. What followed was a rhapsody of sound and music unlike anyone had ever heard in the bar before. When he finished, there wasn't a dry eye in the place.
The bartender brought the old guy a beer and said that he sounded really,
really good. "What do you call that?" he asked.
"It's called Drop Your Panties, Baby, We're Gonna Rock Tonight," said the old
pilot as he took a long pull from the beer. "I got another,"...and he began to
play again. What followed was a knee-slappin', hand-clappin bit of ragtime
that had the place jumping. People were coming in from the streets to
hear this guy play. After he finished, the pilot acknowledged the applause and
told the crowd that the song was called "Big Boobs Make My Afterburner Dance."
He then excused himself as he lurched off to the men's room.
After thinking a bit, the bartender decided to hire the guy, no matter how bad he looked, or what his songs were called. When the guy came out of the men's room, the bartender went over to tell him he had the job, but noticed that the pilot's fly was undone and his member was hanging out. He said "The job is yours but first I got to ask, do you know your fly is undone and your dick is hanging out? "Know it?" the pilot replied, "Hell, I wrote it!! Fighter Pilot Music by two F-16 Pilots
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